Grandma in a Datsun

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You slow bastard behind the wheel
That sign that says 50 is fucking real
Crawling along, afraid to accelerate
Thanks cunt! Now I'm late!

I'm gonna school ya on how to drive
You pick a lane, then you stay inside
The lights green, you fucking go
There ain't no time to check your phone!

A grandma in a Datsun
A twat in a Humvee
A caravan in the middle lane
With a lorry trying to overtake
Cyclists riding two abreast
Next to a horse
And all this time spent in line
At temporary traffic lights!

Some silly fuckers digging holes
So I gotta put my life on hold
The only temporary thing about this lights
Is my hope of getting home tonight!

And now we've reached the final stanza
I'll introduce you to my fucking Panza
It may not drive that fast
But traffic jams are a thing of the past!

A grandma in a Datsun
A twat in a Humvee
A caravan in the middle lane
With a lorry trying to overtake
Cyclists riding two abreast
Next to a horse
And all this time spent in line
At temporary traffic lights!

Rock out for the solo!

If you're playing along at home, here's the part where you clap

A grandma in a Datsun
A twat in a Humvee
A caravan in the middle lane
With a lorry trying to overtake
Cyclists riding two abreast
Next to a horse
And all this time spent in line
At temporary traffic lights!
At the temporary fucking traffic lights!

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from Hung Daddy Demo, released September 4, 2016

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