Hung Daddy Demo

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released September 4, 2016

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Track Name: See a Doctor
Alright!

Holy shit when I woke up today
My teeth are falling out and my hair's turning grey
Stumbled to the bathroom to take a dump
Only to find a worrying lump
Fuck knows what I took last night
There's only blood when there should have been shite
I feel the parasites in my brain
Wiggling and worming, driving me insane!

You got it, we got it
See a doctor, see a doctor
Holy shit this cancer's grown
Now there's only one place to go
Hahahahaha!

Sterile table is where I lay
Legs in stirrups, ass on display
The tests prove without a doubt
In a few short hours I'll be checking out
Fuck it, I'm outta here, there ain't no cure
I'll be in the pub till I hit the floor
The pulsing parasites in my brain
Bring me back to life to party again

You got it, we got it
See a doctor, see a doctor
Holy shit this cancer's grown
Now there's only one place to go
Hahahahaha!

Head bang for the solo!!!!!

You got it, we got it
See a doctor, see a doctor
Holy shit this cancer's grown
Now there's only one place to go
Hahahahaha!

And head bang some more!!!!

You got it, we got it
You got it, we got it
You got it, we got it
You got it, we got it
Who's got it, we've got it
Who's got it, you've got it
Who's got it, we've got it,
Who's got it, HOLY FUCKBALLS!

See a doctor (repeat until bored)
Track Name: Grandma in a Datsun
You slow bastard behind the wheel
That sign that says 50 is fucking real
Crawling along, afraid to accelerate
Thanks cunt! Now I'm late!

I'm gonna school ya on how to drive
You pick a lane, then you stay inside
The lights green, you fucking go
There ain't no time to check your phone!

A grandma in a Datsun
A twat in a Humvee
A caravan in the middle lane
With a lorry trying to overtake
Cyclists riding two abreast
Next to a horse
And all this time spent in line
At temporary traffic lights!

Some silly fuckers digging holes
So I gotta put my life on hold
The only temporary thing about this lights
Is my hope of getting home tonight!

And now we've reached the final stanza
I'll introduce you to my fucking Panza
It may not drive that fast
But traffic jams are a thing of the past!

A grandma in a Datsun
A twat in a Humvee
A caravan in the middle lane
With a lorry trying to overtake
Cyclists riding two abreast
Next to a horse
And all this time spent in line
At temporary traffic lights!

Rock out for the solo!

If you're playing along at home, here's the part where you clap

A grandma in a Datsun
A twat in a Humvee
A caravan in the middle lane
With a lorry trying to overtake
Cyclists riding two abreast
Next to a horse
And all this time spent in line
At temporary traffic lights!
At the temporary fucking traffic lights!
Track Name: Frisky Teacher
Early morning
Whiskey breath
Divorced at 30
His life's a mess
He works supply
No DBS
He caught my
Said I looked damn fine

Got a really frisky teacher
Really, really, wants ta meet ya
Got a really fucking frisky teacher
Should have been a catholic preacher

Through his trousers
Erection shows
As he pictures me
Without my clothes
He puts a hand on my shoulder
OH MY GOD!
He's getting bolder

Got a really frisky teacher
Really, really, wants ta meet ya
Got a really fucking frisky teacher
Should have been a catholic preacher

Teach me!

Got a really frisky teacher
Really, really, wants ta meet ya
Got a really fucking frisky teacher
Should have been in Hung Daddy
Track Name: I Shit Liver!
1, 2, 3
I SHIT LIVER

Caught by the wheel
Grabs you by the heal
And turns you into something you're not
Bow your head in shame
Work you little slave
Grind you little fucking cog

Counting down the days
Till you can escape
Weekend's nearly in sight
A hearty meal of liver
Will make your body quiver
For what's to come

Bottoms up, down the hatch
Take a piss, keep drinking
Clear the shot, another glass
I SHIT LIVER

Late bar, air guitar
Don't stop drinking
Play some Quo, neck a pint
I SHIT LIVER

Your round, pour it down
Traffic cone, fuck off home
Hit the ground, upside down
I SHIT LIVER

Drank to much Jagerbombs
Cannot tell when I've had enough
Drank to much Jagerbombs
I SHIT LIVER

Searching for a meaning
Just ask yourself the reason
Why you're caught in this rut
Gonna plant the seed
That liver and onion's all you need
Sitting in your gut.

Counting down the days,
Waste your life away
THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
A hearty meal of liver
Will make your body quiver
For what's to come

Bottoms up, down the hatch
Take a piss, keep drinking
Clear the shot, another glass
I SHIT LIVER

Late bar, air guitar
Don't stop drinking
Play some Quo, neck a pint
I SHIT LIVER

Your round, pour it down
Traffic cone, fuck off home
Hit the ground, upside down
I SHIT LIVER

Drank to much Jagerbombs
Cannot tell when I've had enough
Drank to much Jagerbombs
I SHIT LIVER

Let's keep drinking to stop ourselves thinking
Why we're caught in this rut
Let's keep drinking, just keep on drinking
Drink all that we've got

It's time for the last chorus, sing it loud!!!!

Bottoms up, down the hatch
Take a piss, keep drinking
Clear the shot, another glass
I SHIT LIVER

Late bar, air guitar
Don't stop drinking
Play some Quo, neck a pint
I SHIT LIVER

Your round, pour it down
Traffic cone, fuck off home
Hit the ground, upside down
I SHIT LIVER

Drank to much Jagerbombs
Cannot tell when I've had enough
Drank to much Jagerbombs
I SHIT LIVER

I SHIT LIVER
YOU SHIT LIVER
WE SHIT LIVER
OBEY THE LIVER